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JOKE

A man to a woman at a ball, whenever I dance with you, the music lasts only a shot time. The women replied, No wonder, the band leader is my fiancé.

God Word

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JOKE

Wife: Windows frozen. Husband: Pour some warm water over them. Wife: Computer completely screwed now.

JOKE

Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Students: A

FLIRT

Getting a few chuckles out of her will make her feel comfortable and chances are you will develop a friendship more quickly which may lead to romance

ADULT JOKES

Man1: My wife is afraid of water Man2: How do you know? Man1: Last night when I returned home, she was in the bathroom tub with our security guard.

JOKES:

Pumpkin: in my dreams rats play football every night. Dr: Take this tablet you will be ok. Pumpkin: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Employment Fact

When we are employed to work in an organization, that organization becomes our business.

Notice

When you notice a guy checking you out, let him know you are onto him and you will ooze.

Prove a Point

Make yourself irresistibele by looking at his eyes and putting across your point. Don’t be shy.

Government Issues

To be adequately protected from robberies, government must have some hard choices: pay the high cost of security with necessary changes in the security delivery system.

Business Fact

Being a successful business owner requires a unique mix of personality and small business character traits.

DECLARE

Today I DECLARE that I prosper wherever I turn. Start the week with declarations from Pastor G.C’s Godfession.

Love Fact

You have never been this in Love. You feel on top of the world. Your partner is the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Motivational Fact

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.

Salaf

Whoever fears Allah, everything fears him. And whoever does not fear Allah, Allah makes him fear everything.