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“I am amazed at the people who take care of themselves by eating food out of fear of dying, yet do not protect themselves from sins out of fear of the Fire”.

Become your lover’s sex slave for a day. Let them order you around and tell you what they need you to do in bed and out of bed.

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow.

“Be like the flower that even gives fragrance to the hand that crushes it”.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.To remove Jonathan and Sambo.To be gentle, loyal on election, To vote Buhari with all my strength .To protect my PVC and uphold no violence and trouble, so help me God! Amen...........share if u agreed.

He who remembers death often will be content with little provisions, and he who knows that his words are among his actions, will speak little.

Deepen your faith this season and get open Heaven blessing. Good Morning Nigerian, Happy Sunday.

When you notice a guy checking you out, let him know you are onto him and you ooze confidence.

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation and learning.

Father: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not that much dad, just a Radio with a Sports Car around it.

A teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match, all were busy writing except 1 student. He wrote “Unfortunately Due To Rain, No Match”.

Boy to gym coach: I want to impress cute girl I am going to meet in three days, which machine should I use? Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym!

Wife said: I will die. Husband replied: I will also die. Wife again. Why will you die? Husband said: Because I can’t bear the excitement when you die

• Jonathan inherited 774 LGA, today he has ceded 30 to General Shekau of Boko-haram. Jonathan inherited 23 PDP Governors but he ceded 5 to opposition APC. • Jonathan inherited 4000 megawatts of electricity but we are now left with 2500 megawatts with obnoxious tariff from PHCN. • Jonathan inherited 2.4 million barrel quota from OPEC but he ceded 1 million barrels to smugglers. • Jonathan inherited a Naira value of 155 to dollar but Naira is now traded at 209. • Jonathan inherited 30% unemployment but he has doubled it to 55%. • Jonathan inherited positive AAA rating bond but JPMORGAN has rated our bond negative. • Jonathan inherited a surviving stock market but he killed the stock market. • Jonathan inherited 10% duty on tokumbo cars but he increased it to 70%. • Jonathan inherited # chibok girls but he lost them to Shekau. • Jonathan inherited a rag tag Boko Haram. He will be leaving behind a sophisticated and daring Boko Haram by May 29th 2015. • Jonathan inherited a boom...

Dad! I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform you. Daddy: its ok my child. But next time you should invite me.

In an Art gallery a couple see picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: Can we proceed or you are waiting for a leaf to fall

PDP celebrating election postponement as victory. Tells you all you need to know about the direction of this election What difference can Six weeks make? Will it return our 30 trillion naira? Will it return our 6.8 trillion naira? Will it build our refineries? Will it bring back our girls? Will it bring back our youths, murdered by Abba Moro? Will it sanitize NNPC? Will it end Boko Haram Terrorism? Will it reduce the poverty rate? Will it add the year our children lost in the universities? Will it give us purposeful leadership? Will it restore the dying naira? Will it restore the credibility of our President at International Community? Be patient folks, we will definitely vote out Cluelessness, Incompetence and Corruption. Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner, the owner's day is here we will all. march4Buhari

Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter!

Different between Ignorance and Patience? When you see the mirror and you don’t laugh at yourself that is ignorance and when I look at you and I also don’t laugh, that’s called patience.